/usr/bin/gimmeajoke
These are as old as the universe I guess… Or well, as old as the UNIX-universe. Still, I spotted these tonight and found them highly amusing (which tells a lot about me too, I guess).
% rm God
rm: God nonexistent
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
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Anyways, here you go:
...and if you like that, check out this huge list (dating back to 1982! now you’re talking!)
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